IT IS BELLDANDY

Apologies beforehand for any potential hurt feelings ... Ask the Janitorial staff to remove this if it gross anyone out excessively ;)

(A she-SEAL ... would that be someone from the SOBCOM - SPEC OBS Command?)

The SEAL reaches the F A-18E pilot still strapped in his parachute harness. The hapless pilot is unable to move because of a dislocated hip resulting from wind flail sustained during a supersonic ejection ... (Sadly, complications from the an improperly fitted parachute leg strap would later result in an orchiectomy ...)

This condition is, of course, known in the ROCAF Aviation Medicine circles as the ... named after the first victim who sustained this injury in July 1938.

Suddenly, half a dozen pale and diminutive (小&白) militiamen breaks cover and surround the two. The SEAL places herself between the 小白 and the injured pilot ... shielding his face with her ample gluteal cheeks ...

She shouts,

(If you want him, come and claim him !... Ooops, sorry, wrong movie! Actually, it is:)

<< Back off you Poco Blancos (小白)!

I have a black belt in Obstetrics ...

... and I am not afraid to use THIS ! >>

as she menacingly brandished a ...

...

well...If the persons who had been ejected before, I do not mind
( ra may feel very happy if 「思索」is vaporized by a 10 MT nuclear warhead...^^)

But if anyone who is still on the watching list, then I do not think it is a good idea.
You may cause new arguments and it is Not Really His Fault
(Nobody will be happy to be set as BAD GUY...please just think in his situation)

In this case,
I pefer not to put name of someone as BAD GUY who is still allowed to be here,
even in the watching list.

Beside, if you really want to Bomb someone, you may use my call sign 清潔工 ^^

Remember using MOVE POWERFUL WEAPON, I will not fell happy to be killed by a fallen tree or something like that...@_@

這樣比較習慣

Very noble of the Janitorial Staff to sacrifice himself for the enjoyment of other blood-thirsty participants. I will make sure my middle daughter play a lament on the bagpipes for you ... Would you like the Admiral Hopper tune (Amazing Grace) or something Jacobite like Land of the Leal or Will Ye No Come Back Again?

>I will not feel happy to be killed by a fallen tree or something like that...@_@

Heheheheheheh ... but isn t that why dogs use a hind leg to prop up any tree they pee on!?

Oh that would be a FALLING tree ... a FALLEN tree suggests an even more ignoble end like getting killed tripping over it ... X0

TAKE COVER, MOP AND BUCKET INCOMING!!!

這會不會是這個人的下場
把我設定成好色的怪咖飛行員好了

逃 ∼誰叫他一沱女友

＞＞A she-SEAL ... would that be someone from the SOBCOM - SPEC OBS Command?

本來以為是歐巴桑（ＯＢＳ）特攻
原來是ＯＢ科特攻

＞＞... shiny speculum.

>>＞＞Sadly, complications from the an improperly fitted parachute leg strap would later result in an orchiectomy ...)

↑這會不會是這個人↓的下場
軍師 　於　2004/11/09 00:35
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Re:<連載自創小說>Cat Eyes討論欄

嗯...麻煩貓貓 把我設定成好色的怪咖飛行員好了

Speculate ... :)

(do not expectorate!)

Possibilities range from braining them with it (bashing over the head) to

enforced sex change and OPENING them to new experiences!

(use your imagination !!!)

... orchiectomy
>↑這會不會是這個人↓的下場
>軍師 　於　2004/11/09 00:35
>...............
>Re:<連載自創小說>Cat Eyes討論欄

>嗯...麻煩貓貓 把我設定成好色的怪咖飛行員好了

Not for me to decide,

but seems like you may have identified a new regulation promulgated by LAY, the Law Association of ...野蠻女友 ...

「沱女友者閹 」?